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Boring Fridays...
Nov. 10th, 2006 10:39 amA couple in their 80s are celebrating their diamond (60th) wedding anniversary by taking a cruise in the Caribbean. After an enjoyable evening having dinner with the captain, followed by dancing, they go back to their cabin. In it are two bunk beds. The man, being the gentleman he was, offered his lady wife first choice of bunk by saying "Up or down?" Suddenly she jumps on him, ripping his clothes off, and they have the most amazing sex.
Lying there in the aftermath, the man wonders about what just happened. It had been the most amazing sex since they were teenagers, and he didn't want to spoil the mood!
Anyway, the next night comes around, and he offers his wife the same choice - with the same results. This was brilliant! Now he knew he wasn't going to change anything if this was going to be the response! This carries on for the two weeks of the cruise.
They fly home, very loved up, and having had a wonderful holiday. The man wants to find out what happened so starts to ask his wife about it. She looks at him somewhat shamefaced. "Well dear, I didn't want to worry you, or spoil the wonderful holiday, but I left my hearing aid here"
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Lying there in the aftermath, the man wonders about what just happened. It had been the most amazing sex since they were teenagers, and he didn't want to spoil the mood!
Anyway, the next night comes around, and he offers his wife the same choice - with the same results. This was brilliant! Now he knew he wasn't going to change anything if this was going to be the response! This carries on for the two weeks of the cruise.
They fly home, very loved up, and having had a wonderful holiday. The man wants to find out what happened so starts to ask his wife about it. She looks at him somewhat shamefaced. "Well dear, I didn't want to worry you, or spoil the wonderful holiday, but I left my hearing aid here"
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